Retarded story

You are hanging around a forest, you find a doggest, what do you do?

You try to slay the doggest, it dabs and kills you the worst way possible.

You pet the doggest, it borks and runs away, leaving some dog treats

you run away, you die of thirst

You decide to collect the treats, you walk away, longo doggo appears, what do you do?

you grab a stick and begin fighting with longo doggo, he breaks the stick and eats you.

You run for your life, longo doggo turns into his snek boi form and coils around you making you die of suffocation

You yell at the dog boi, you shouldnt have done that, longo doggo kills you

you give dog treats to longo doggo, he eats it and leaves you alone, you survived!* you do nothing, you die of boredom